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Rocko: [as Debbie] Would you look at that? A house made entirely of healthy snacks.
Heffer Wolfe: [as Hansel] Healthy snacks? What fun is that? The house is made of pizza!
Rocko: [as Debbie] No, the house is made of healthy snacks!
Heffer Wolfe: [as Hansel] Pizza.
Rocko: [as Debbie] Healthy snacks!
Heffer Wolfe: [as Hansel] Pizza!
Rocko: [as Debbie] Healthy snacks!
Heffer Wolfe: [as Hansel] Pizza!
Rocko: Healthy snacks!
Heffer Wolfe: Pizza!
Rocko: Healthy snacks!
Heffer Wolfe: Pizza!
Filburt Turtle: No, you're *both* wrong! The house is made of fishsticks!
[the house transforms into a fishsticks house accompanied by a foghorn sound]
Heffer Wolfe: Imagine that. A fishstick house.
Filburt Turtle: [as the Witch] Come into my house. I got plenty of tartar sauce.
Filburt Turtle: [as the Witch] Wait! I was gonna make an espresso!
Filburt Turtle: [as Granny Giant] Fe-fi-fo-fum! Somethin' stinks!
Heffer Wolfe: [as Hansel] Hey, Granny, those are some big teeth you got.
Filburt Turtle: [as Granny Giant's teeth] All the better to swallow my nutritional daily requirement of children like you.
Heffer Wolfe: [as Hansel] How come everybody want to eat us?
Filburt Turtle: [laughing as the giant while chasing Rocko and Heffer] I'll grind your bones to make my...
Heffer Wolfe: Porridge!
Filburt Turtle: Porridge? Oooh I'm nauseous, I'm nauseous!
Rocko: Good one Hansel!