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| Speaker | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| Heffer | That was a hoot! |
| (A television appears and shows the name of the original series: Rocko's Modern Life) | |
| Chorus | [♪] Rocko's Modern Life [♪] |
| Man | Rocko's Modern Life |
| [Electricity Buzzing] | |
| (Then there's a sign that says: Static Cling: The Rocko Special) | |
| (20 years ago in the 90's) | |
| (The scene appears in which Rocko, Spunky, Heffer, and Filburt fly into space from "Future Schlock", and all find themselves screaming.) | |
| Rocko, Heffer, and Filburt | Whoa! |
| Heffer | [♪] 900 bazillion bottles Of root beer on the wall. 900 bazillion bottles Of root beer on the wall. Take one down... [♪] |
| Female narrator | When we last left our heroes- Rocko, Heffer and Filburt- they had accidentally blasted themselves into the farthest reaches of space. Stranded. With no cable TV and no clean undergarments. Filburt's... |
| Heffer | [♪] 899 bazillion bottles Of root beer on the wall.[♪] |
| (It is revealed that the female narrator was actually the Really Really Big Man.) | |
| Female narrator | Hmm, pretty sure there was more to that. Anyhoo... |
| (Begins to speak in his true masculine voice.) | |
| Really Really Big Man | Now, through the miracle of my amazing superpowers, let us move forward 20 years to the modern day through my nipples of the future! [groans] |
| (With his nipples he begins to advance 20 years in the future to the modern day.) | |
| (Current Time) | |
| Heffer | [♪] Pass it around. One bottle Of root beer on the wall. One bottle Of root beer on the wall. Take one down, Pass it around. Zero bottles Of root beer on the wall. [♪] |
| Filburt | Sheesh. Twenty years later, and he finally finishes that stupid song. |