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Ed: What are you doing here?!
Ralph: This little beaver guy came to Hollowood and said that you wanted me here.
Ed: Wanted you?! After the way you disgraced the Bighead name! Ha! Go back to Hollowood and [making mocking noises] cartoon of yours!
Ralph: Cartoons are my life, but I thought that maybe you had finally come to respect that.
Ed: Respect? What do you know about respect?! Remember Conglom-O?!
Ralph: Conglom-O?
[Ed and Ralph began to argue at each other.]
Ed: That I told you to break the doughnut?!
Ralph: Is that all you can talk about, you paper-pusher?!
[Bev stops the argument between Ed and Ralph.]
Bev: Stop it! STOP IT!! STOP IT!!! [moans in distress] Let's just be a family again.
Ed: Over my dead body!
Ralph: Have it your way, dad.