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- Biff Benderhaus: Contacts
- Rocko: You wear contacts too.
- Biff Benderhaus: Otherwise I wear these.
- Rocko: Why?
- Biff Benderhaus: Because they make look intellectual
- Female College Student: Hey, are you an intellectual?
- Biff Benderhaus: See what I mean, Why yes I am? How can I help you?
- Female College Student: Well, I have some questions about Nietzsche...
- Heffer: You know, Rock, maybe I should get some glasses.