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Rocko: [reading from the classifieds] "Specialty Phone Operator"? I can do that. Can't I?

Rocko: [as a specialty phone operator, stiltedly] Oh baby oh baby oh baby.

Bev Bighead: [on the other end] Rocko?

Rocko: Mrs. Bighead?

[They both hang up]

Elf Fan: You'll never be satisfied with a mortal woman because the Elf Wenches are so beautiful, you'll spend the rest of your life searching for that same beauty again.

Nuclear Swan Fan: Wow. You're an idiot.